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_____ paced her room. She had gotten a text from Jake that said to dress nice, but she wasn’t sure what that meant. Nice as in little black dress or nice as in not jeans and a t-shirt? She had asked Roxy and Jane about it, but gotten mixed answers. Roxy said to go all out regardless, to show off her hot body. She even loaned _____ one of her dresses, a mini sleeved black dress that hugged her curves and ended midway to her thighs. Jane said to wear whatever was comfortable, that if Jake really liked her, it shouldn’t matter what she wore.

Both ideas were good, but she didn’t want to be underdressed nor did she want to be overdressed. Looking at the two outfits laid out on her bed, she sighed.

"To hell with it." She muttered. "ROXY!"

Within seconds, _____'s roommate came into the room.

"What did you decide, girl?" She asked.

______ pointed to the outfit she chose. "Help me with my hair and makeup?" she asked.

"Of course." Roxy smiled and sat _____ down in front of the vanity before setting to work.

*     *     *

Jake stood at the door of _____'s house, his finger hovering over the doorbell. His hand was shaking and it was easy to tell that he was beyond nervous. What if she didn't know what he meant by dress nice? What if she thought that he was being bossy and was going to tell him that she changed her mind about the date? What if he was the one who ended up being underdressed compared to her?

He was dressed in black slacks and a green button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up to just under his elbows. A black tie was fixed around his neck and his hair was styled the way it always was, as that was what looked best on him. Truth be told, he sat in front of a mirror for an hour trying to style his hair differently to see if anything look better. It didn't work out as he had hoped.

Swallowing hard, he closed his eyes and forced himself to push the doorbell. Opening his eyes as he heard the chime, he forced himself to breathe as he waited for his date. Unfortunately for him, the second the door was opened to reveal her, his breath was stolen. He stood there staring at her for a good moment, drinking in her appearance and being intoxicated by her perfume.

_____ was wearing a mini sleeved dress that ended midway through her thighs. Her curves were even more out there and Jake wanted nothing more than to run his hands around them. Around her neck was a silver chain with a teardrop shaped pendant with a small diamond in it. She was slightly taller than normal thanks to the heels on her feet. When Jake's eyes reached her face, he thought he might faint.

Her (h/c) hair was styled in curls that framed her face. Her makeup was impeccable, ruby color lips that Jake wanted to ruin with a kiss, smoky eye makeup that complimented her (e/c) eyes. She had teardrop shaped earrings on that matched her necklace. She looked like a piskie, or a faery, or something completely unreal.

When he realized he was staring, the tips of his ears turned pink and he raised his fist to his mouth, clearing his throat before speaking and averting his eyes.

"You… uh… you look beautiful, _____." He said.

She smiled. "Not overdressed?"

Jake shook his head. "No, of course not." He said before holding out his hand for her. "Shall we?"

"We shall." She replied and placed her hand in his.

Jake managed a smile at her, which ended up looking adoring. He led her down the porch before hooking his arm and placing _____'s hand on his forearm as he led her to his car.

"So what are your plans for tonight?" She asked as Jake opened the passenger's side door.

Jake gave her a small smile before pressing his forefinger to his lips. "It's a surprise." He said with a wink.

_____ giggled a bit at his attempt to be coy as she sat down in the car. Jake closed the door and scurried to the driver's side and got in, starting the car. He gave _____ another smile before starting the car and driving off.

*     *     *

"All right, Jake, now pretend that I'm _____." Dirk said and looked at his friend.

"Uh, sorry, mate, that’s easier said than done. You're taller than her. Don't have the same body type. And not to mention, your voice is way deeper." Jake said.

Dirk groaned. "You're not getting it, English. Just practice what you're going to do with her on me."

"I'm not sure I want to go that far with you."

"You… are impossible. I don't mean in the long run. I just mean tomorrow night!" Dirk was seriously starting to get annoyed and Jake could sense it. Maybe he went a little far with that last quip…

"Chill out, Strider, I was joking." Jake replied and ran a hand through his hair. "And what do you mean?"

"I mean what you're going to say when you pick her up. Knowing you, you'll freeze up the second you see her unless this is planned."

"Lay off. I'm not Mister Dirk New-Girl-Every-Night Strider. I'm new to this."

"No you are not." Dirk said. "You just failed horribly with your last relationship and never gathered the nerve to try again. Now be a man. Think of this as an adventure."

"Adventure…" Jake murmured.

"Exactly. Now do exactly what I said, ok?"

"All right. Fine. Whatever you say, Professor." Jake rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.

"Good. Now go outside."

"Why do I have to go outside?"

"You're picking me up, remember?"

"I don’t see why I have to go outside for this. This is my house I'll have you know."

"ENGLISH GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE THIS HOUSE OR I'LL CUT YOUR PISTOLS IN HALF!"

"FINE!!" Jake shouted back before storming out of the house.

Dirk rolled his eyes behind his Kanima shades and walked over to the door. Outside, Jake took a deep breath and ran his hand through his hair, more annoyed that he had to actually pretend that his best friend was his date then actually being outside. Rolling his eyes, Jake turned around and rang the doorbell.

"Oh, hello, Jake! Is it that time already?" Dirk asked in a really shitty high pitched girl voice. Guys been watching too much puppet porn.

Jake just stared at Dirk with a "what the fuck" face. When he didn't answer, Dirk spoke again.

"Jakie-poo, you're staring. Is there something on my face? Am I overdressed?" Dirk asked in the same voice that was close to making Jake's ears bleed.

"Dirk… just… just stop. This is ridiculous."

"Dirk? That's not my name. I'm _____. Do you want to be with someone else right now? I mean if you don’t want to be here then you can just leave." Dirk kept going, and Jake could see him trying not to smirk at his discomfort. Bastard was having way too much fun with this.

"I can't do it like this, man. Seriously, just stop. I'll just wing it tomorrow night. I mean how hard can it be?" Jake said before pushing passed Dirk.

"Jake! Well I never! Barging into my home like this! What has gotten into you tonight?"

"OH MY GOOD GOD! DIRK STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!" Jake turned around and shouted at his friend. "IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!"

"Whoa, man, calm down. Take a joke." Dirk said as himself, raising his arms up in surrender. "I was just having some fun."

"I'm sorry, but I thought you were going to help me, not make fun of me." Jake said. "You know what happened last time. I don't want it to happen again with _____. I really like her…"

"That's what you said about the last one. Before she dropped you like a shitty anime." Dirk said rather brazenly.

"Don't remind me, all right? I know how badly I fucked up. I just… don’t want to lose her before she's mine." Jake ran a hand through his hair and sat down on the couch.

"Come off it. You'll only lose her if you keep acting like this. Forget about last time. Focus on _____. Just imagine how smoothly this date will go. Picture that and nothing can go wrong." Dirk said and sat down next to his friend.

"Easier said than done. What if I slip up and she sees what's below the surface? What if she sees how broken I really am under my cool composed exterior?"

"You? Cool and composed? Pick none." Dirk said before putting a hand on Jake's shoulder before giving it a firm squeeze. "Dude, odds are, she might be just as broken as you are and you can fix each other. No one is completely perfect. No one is always 100% happy. You just have to look past that and live in the here and now. Not in the past."

Jake let out a sigh. "What about you, Strider? You have everyone eating out of the palm of your hand with your music and those shitty puppets."

"That might be true, but I never said fame and fortune have ever made me completely happy. I get girls, I have money, I have kick ass beats, but there are a few things I don’t have that I need to be happy." Dirk confessed. "You know this. And for the record, everyone loves smuppets. They are not shitty."

"I suppose you're right. About the happiness shit. Not the puppets." He ran a hand through his hair again. "For the record, you know you could just go see her again. You have the money to do it."

"I know I am. I'm D-Strides." Dirk said, a scowl appearing on his face. He pushed his shades up on his nose a bit. "And I can't. I have no reason to go back and I'm sure she hates me by now."

"You never know that. Have you talked to her since you left?"

"No. I know it for a fact." Dirk shook his head. "Just drop it, English. It doesn't matter. I'm not going back to see her." With that, he stood up and grinned as if the entire conversation never happened and adjusted his leather fingerless gloves. "So, how about more practice. I can do the voice again."

"Oh god, please no." Jake said and stood up.

"Come on Jakie-poo! Kiss me! Kiss me!" Dirk said in his glass breaking high pitched voice.

Jake's eyes widened and he backed up. "Hell no, Strider!"

"Kiss me!" He said again in his mock _____ voice.

"NO!" Jake shouted before he started running.

Laughing, Dirk started to chase after him, saying "Kiss me" and "Why don’t you love me, Jakie-poo" and flash-stepping every so often to make sure Jake didn't hide in a room before Dirk could get to him. About halfway through, Jake started laughing along with his friend, his earlier worries all but forgotten as he tried to run away.
JakeXReader - Secret Set Up 3
So I decided to have a little "update schedule" for this. Should resources dictate of this, I will be posting a chapter of this OR a chapter of the Dirk story that will parallel this one, when the time comes, every time Homestuck itself updates. 
I'm really having fun with this story so hopefully it won't be that much of a problem here. ANYWAY.

I mentioned a Dirk story that will parallel this one. There is a small hint in this to Dirks troubled past and I decided to make that a story that goes along with that one. I will start posting it when the major plot turn of this story starts because I want a little hype for this! (I probs wont get much hype.)

Anyway, without further adieu, Enjoy this story!!!

Chapter 1:  JakeXReader - Secret Set Up 1
Taking his puppy to the dog park in his town, a young man known as Jake English started to wonder if it would be a good idea to let Bec off his leash and mingle without him. His worry was not unwarranted, however. Bec was a curious pup, not very domesticated and had a habit of disappearing and reappearing at random. He lives mostly around where Jake lived and while Bec wasn’t "legally" Jake's dog, or anyone's for that matter, the young man had taken quite a liking towards the mysterious pup and felt a sort of responsibility towards him.
When the two arrived to the dog park, Jake decided that Bec had been a good boy thus far and thought a reward was in order and removed the leash. Bec looked up at Jake.
"Go on, boy. Have fun. I'll be right behind you."  Jake said and scratched Bec behind the ears.
The puppy yipped and ran off, Jake following behind him, just to keep a close eye. While Bec was socializing, Jake thought he heard someone call his name.
"Jake!!"  came an unf

Chapter 2:  JakeXReader - Secret Set Up 2
"I'm telling you man, she was gorgeous." Jake said and swirled the whiskey in his glass around before looking next to him at his best friend.
"All right, you've said that like a hundred times already. What makes her so special?"
Jake frowned when he saw the rather annoyed expression on his friends face. Dirk Strider's lips were turned down in a frown and Jake could practically tell that he was being glared at from behind those pointed anime shades.
"I told you already!" Jake said. "She's absolutely perfect." He went on to explain _____ to Dirk once more but before he got into it, Dirk held up his hand.
"Dude, shut up. I get it. She's beautiful, she's perfect. She's an angel. She's the one for you." Dirk said in a very shitty British accent. "What the hell are you doing talking to me about it instead of calling her?"
"I can't."
"Well why not?"
"I don't know what to say."
"Ah. I get it. You wanted advice from me on how to ask her on a date?"
Jake nodded, looking at the amber liquid in hi

Chapter 3: You're here!

DISCLAIMER!!!

I do not own Jake English. He belongs to Hussie.

I do not own the picture. Ikimaru does. (FOLLOW HER ON TUMBLR ikimaru.tumblr.com.)

I do however own the words on this page and the idea.
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"I'm telling you man, she was gorgeous." Jake said and swirled the whiskey in his glass around before looking next to him at his best friend.

"All right, you've said that like a hundred times already. What makes her so special?"

Jake frowned when he saw the rather annoyed expression on his friends face. Dirk Strider's lips were turned down in a frown and Jake could practically tell that he was being glared at from behind those pointed anime shades.

"I told you already!" Jake said. "She's absolutely perfect." He went on to explain _____ to Dirk once more but before he got into it, Dirk held up his hand.

"Dude, shut up. I get it. She's beautiful, she's perfect. She's an angel. She's the one for you." Dirk said in a very shitty British accent. "What the hell are you doing talking to me about it instead of calling her?"

"I can't."

"Well why not?"

"I don't know what to say."

"Ah. I get it. You wanted advice from me on how to ask her on a date?"

Jake nodded, looking at the amber liquid in his glass before knocking it back. He waved the bartender down to refill it. "Yes."

"Well first things first, give me that." Dirk said and plucked the glass of whiskey from Jakes hand. "You don't want to ask her out while drunk so sober up."

"Aw come on! It's not like I intended to ask her out while I was smashed."

"Either way. Second. Just call her and say will you go on a date with me."

"What if she doesn't know it's me?"

"I'm sure that since she left your number on her fridge, she will assume the only unknown number calling her would be you."

Jake sighed. "I suppose you're right." He ran a hand through his hair and took his glasses off, using his shirt to clean them before replacing them on his nose. "What if she says no?"

"Oh, my god. Give me your phone, English." Dirk said, getting fed up with Jake's insecurities about asking out a girl.

Jake raised an eyebrow and dug his phone out of his pocket. "What do you need it for?"

Dirk didn't answer before picking it up from his hand and then scrolled through the numbers until he found the one of the woman he was looking for. Without a thought he pressed call and pressed the phone to his ear, listening to it ring.

"Hey, _____. What's up?" Dirk said.

Dirk paused as he listened to the woman's response.

"I'm Dirk Strider, best friend and wing man of Jake English. I'm calling on his behalf." Another pause. "Yes, yes. He's fine. Totally healed. He apologizes for not calling yet… you know what, why don't you talk to him yourself."

Dirk smirked mischievously and then handed the phone over to Jake, pushing it to his ear. "D-Dirk! What are you d—"

"Hello? Jake?" came the familiar voice that Jake had been hearing over and over again in his head.

" _____!" Jake said, his face heating up as he took the phone from Dirk's hand.

"So what was that all about?"

"Nothing. Dirk was just being a dick. Sorry for that. I didn't mean to bother you."

"No, its fine. Not a bother at all. Is there something you need?" She asked and Jake could have sworn he heard a bit of hope in her voice.

"No… well I mean… _____... I was wondering… willyougoonadatewithme?" Jake blurted out so fast that he wasn't sure _____ understood him.

"What?"

Jake cleared his throat and looked at Dirk. His friend gave him an encouraging nod. Letting out a sigh, Jake tried again. "Will you go… on a date… with me?"

There was silence on the other line and Jake started to get worried. He thought he heard giggling from the other side of the line but he wasn’t sure, it was so quiet. For all he know, he was just imagining his two best friends Roxy and Jane laughing at him for trying to go out with someone so out of his league. After one long, unbearable moment, _____ finally responded.

"Of course. I would love to, Jake." She said and Jake thought she was trying hard to keep her voice under control.

"Great. So… how about I'll pick you up Saturday at 7?"

"Sounds awesome." She said. "I'll see you then, Jake."

"See ya."

The line went dead. Jake sat frozen in his seat with the phone pressed against his ear. He didn't move until Dirk physically had to take the phone away from him, locking it, and making him put his hand down.

"I take it she said yes?"

Jake simply nodded.

"You're too shocked to move?"

Jake nodded again and Dirk sighed before standing, leaving money on the table.

"Come on lover boy. We need to get you home." He said, standing up before making Jake stand and leading his best friend out of the Skaia bar and to his car. "I should probably help you plan this date and give you points on how not to fuck up. I do not want to have to deal with you being all heartbroken. Not after last time."

*     *     *

_____ sat at home with her friend, staring blankly at the TV. For the past few days, _____ couldn't stop checking her phone, so she asked her friend and roommate Roxy Lalonde to hang out to try to occupy her mind so she could stop thinking about Jake. Her puppy was sitting in her lap, slowly dozing off while she pet his head.

"Yo. Why are you being so mopey?"

_____ looked at her friend. Her blonde hair was cut just before her shoulders and the tips were dyed pink. Her lips were colored black and her eyes were pink, and she looked a little upset with _____ right now.

"Sorry, Rox. I just… he hasn’t called me yet. I really thought he liked me." She said. "Especially after what he said when I left a few days ago. What if he's not interested?"

"Oh trust me, hun, from what you've told me, he seems really interested. And cute. I'm sure if he was braver, he would have kissed you the second he saw you."

"You talk as if you know him." _____ said.

"I don’t. But I know a friend of his and I've heard about him before." Roxy said.

"Uh huh… but… Roxy… what if he never calls? I won't see him again and I really, really want to."

"I'm sure he'll call, _____. Don't worry. Just give him time. From what I've heard from his friend, he calls himself a brave adventurer, but when it comes to matters of the heart, it'll take him some time to gather up the courage to do anything."

"If you s—" before _____ could finish what she was saying, her phone started ringing.

_____ blinked and reached out quickly to grab the device. The number was unknown and she got excited. Opening the phone, she spoke.

"Jake?" She asked without thinking. Roxy started grinning madly.

"Hey, _____. What's up?" said an unfamiliar voice.

"Who is this? How do you know me name?"

"I'm Dirk Strider, best friend and wing man of Jake English. I'm calling on his behalf."

"Dirk?" _____ looked at Roxy who nodded and mouthed that was who she knew. "Is Jake all right?"

"Yes, yes. He's fine. Totally healed. He apologizes for not calling yet… you know what, why don't you talk to him yourself."

"Uh. Ok."

There was a slight commotion and _____ heard the British accent of the man she met only a few days before. "D-Dirk! What are you d—"

"Hello? Jake?" She asked

"_____!" he replied.

"So what was that all about?"

"Nothing. Dirk was just being a dick. Sorry for that. I didn't mean to bother you."

"No, its fine. Not a bother at all. Is there something you need?" She asked, trying not to sound hopeful, but failed. She looked at Roxy who nodded to her and gave her a thumbs up.

"No… well I mean… _____... I was wondering… willyougoonadatewithme?" Jake blurted out so fast that she didn’t understand him.

"What?"

Jake cleared his throat she heard him sigh before he tried again. "Will you go… on a date… with me?"

_____ froze and Roxy came over and took the phone from her, covering the speaker with her finger. "What happened, girly?"

"H-he asked me out." _____ said as a smile slowly reached across her face.

Roxy grinned and hugged her friend and the two of them laughed. "That's great!! Tell him you will, but try not to sound too excited. You don’t want him to think you've been waiting for this."

"Yeah. All right. Give me the phone back." She said and reached for her device. Taking a calming breath, she put the phone to her ear again and tried to talk in a suave voice. "Of course. I would love to, Jake." She said.

"Great. So… how about I'll pick you up Saturday at 7?"

"Sounds awesome." She said. "I'll see you then, Jake."

"See ya."

_____ hung up the phone and both girls were silent for a moment. She looked at Roxy and the two grinned before squealing.

"We should celebrate!" Roxy said. "I'll call Janey and we can go out for some drinks! My treat."

_____ smiled and nodded. "I think a celebration is in order." She said.

Roxy grinned at her friend's approval and pulled out her phone to call their third friend, Jane Crocker to tell her to meet them at their favorite bar, Skaia.
JakeXReader - Secret Set Up 2
Well, here's chapter too! The subplot thickens!! (There will be an actual plot later, inspired by an episode of Supernatural. When that plot reveals itself, if you can guess what episode of Supernatural it was inspired by, then you will get kudos from me.)

I hope you enjoy this! I really do enjoy the way I'm writing this, all of the detail I'm putting in this compared to my stories in the past. It feels good.

I was originally going to wait until tuesday to release this, but I just cant. I cant release this on a schedule!!! ;_; I just. I'm having so much fun writing this and I want everyone to enjoy it.

Chapter 1:  JakeXReader - Secret Set Up 1
Taking his puppy to the dog park in his town, a young man known as Jake English started to wonder if it would be a good idea to let Bec off his leash and mingle without him. His worry was not unwarranted, however. Bec was a curious pup, not very domesticated and had a habit of disappearing and reappearing at random. He lives mostly around where Jake lived and while Bec wasn’t "legally" Jake's dog, or anyone's for that matter, the young man had taken quite a liking towards the mysterious pup and felt a sort of responsibility towards him.
When the two arrived to the dog park, Jake decided that Bec had been a good boy thus far and thought a reward was in order and removed the leash. Bec looked up at Jake.
"Go on, boy. Have fun. I'll be right behind you."  Jake said and scratched Bec behind the ears.
The puppy yipped and ran off, Jake following behind him, just to keep a close eye. While Bec was socializing, Jake thought he heard someone call his name.
"Jake!!"  came an unf

Chapter 2: You're here!!
Chapter 3:  JakeXReader - Secret Set Up 3
_____ paced her room. She had gotten a text from Jake that said to dress nice, but she wasn’t sure what that meant. Nice as in little black dress or nice as in not jeans and a t-shirt? She had asked Roxy and Jane about it, but gotten mixed answers. Roxy said to go all out regardless, to show off her hot body. She even loaned _____ one of her dresses, a mini sleeved black dress that hugged her curves and ended midway to her thighs. Jane said to wear whatever was comfortable, that if Jake really liked her, it shouldn’t matter what she wore.
Both ideas were good, but she didn’t want to be underdressed nor did she want to be overdressed. Looking at the two outfits laid out on her bed, she sighed.
"To hell with it." She muttered. "ROXY!"
Within seconds, _____'s roommate came into the room.
"What did you decide, girl?" She asked.
______ pointed to the outfit she chose. "Help me with my hair and makeup?" she asked.
"Of course." Roxy smiled and sat _____ down in front of the


DISCLAIMER!!!

I do not own Jake English. He belongs to Hussie.

I do not own the picture. Ikimaru does. (FOLLOW HER ON TUMBLR ikimaru.tumblr.com.)

I do however own the words on this page and the idea.
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The next two days passed and it was finally the day that I could go get (Name) with Francis and Antonio. Getting dressed I took Gilbird out of his cage and let him sit on my head.

"Ready to go see (name)?" I asked him.

He tweeted happily and flapped his wings, though he stayed in my hair. I chuckled a bit.

"You missed her, huh?" Gilbird seemed to nod and flapped again.

Smiling slightly I walked downstairs to see that Francis and Antonio were already down there eating breakfast. I got myself some cereal and turned to my friends.

"Gute Morgen." I yawned.

I was greeted morning in various languages.

"We're going to leave after we eat." Francis said. "You might want to show 'er your picture album at some point."

I raised an eyebrow. "Vhy?"

"It might make 'er remember something." He said.

"He's right mi amigo." Antonio chimed.

I shrugged and looked at the ground. "I guess. Vhat are you going to do?"

"Well I'm going to pick up Lovino." Antonio said. "(Name) wants to meet him. And I think it would be good for him to make a friend other than me and Feliciano."

"I'll go to the school and bug Arthur about Alfred." He said. "And he swore to me up and down that 'e didn’t roll that way. Shame on 'im." He tsked and shook his head smirking a bit. "So you'll have all the time in the world to be with your fille. Onhonhonhon."

I sighed. "Vhen you put it like zhat you make it sound like I'm going to do her." I ran a hand through my hair. "I'm not going to do zhat vhen she doesn’t even know who I am."

"Now w'o's mind is in the gutter, aye?" Francis said. "I wasn’t even insinuating that." He smirked a bit and chuckled.

I glared at my friends, suddenly losing my appetite and threw out the remaining cereal and put my dishes in the dishwasher. I turned to Francis and Antonio.

"Ready to go?" I asked.

Antonio took one last bite of the cereal and grabbed a few tomatoes. He was probably going to leave the second we pulled into the driveway. "Si." He said

Francis put his dishes away and nodded. "Oui." He replied. "Let's go."

I nodded and the three of us got into my car and I drove off. The ride to the hospital wasn't exactly quiet. Antonio chatted about wondering if he could get (Name) to let Lovino stay with her since I didn't have any more rooms and well, he didn’t think that Lovino would want to sleep in the same room as him unless there was another option. Kid was way too easily flustered for his own good. Though I was more than a little jealous at the fact that Lovino might be staying with (Name), though I didn't let it show. She wasn't my girlfriend. She wasn't mine…

I pulled into the parking lot of the hospital and got out of the car. We signed in at the hospital and walked upstairs to (Name)'s room. When we arrived she was already awake and the bandages were off of her eye. It didn't look as bad as I expected. She had a different bandage around her head. Around her eye was red and a little cut up, but it wasn’t swollen, so it should end up healing in a few days. She noticed me standing in the door and smiled. Then she got out of bed.

"Get out a sec. I need to change." She said.

I nodded. "All right."

I walked back out of the room and waited until she opened the door to come out. When she came out, she was wearing blue jeans and a white shirt with (f/c) thick horizontal stripes and black converse.

"Thank you guys for picking me up." She said.

Antonio smiled at her. "It was no problem, chica."

"Oui." Francis said. "It's our job to 'elp damsels in distress."

(Name) raised an eyebrow at her. "I'm a damsel in distress?"

"Well of course you are!" Francis said. "You’re a damsel and you were hit by a car. I think that qualifies as distress."

(Name) frowned a little at that.

"All right. Vell I zhink now vould be a good time to leave." I said and started leading (name) and the others to the front desk of the hospital so that I could sign her out and take her home.

Once I signed her out, the four of us got into the car, (Name) sitting shotgun and Francis and Antonio occupying the back seat of the car.  While I drove, Antonio asked about Lovino's living arrangements, which (name) happily agreed to.  She told him that she would make up the spare room for him when she got home.

It wasn't long after that I pulled into the driveway. Francis was the first to get out and started walking towards the school. Antonio and I switched seats, since I told him he could borrow my car, and (name) got out as well. Antonio drove off immediately and (name) started back to her home. I looked at her.

"Hey, (name)… vait up a sec." I said.

She turned and looked at me. "What is it, Gil?"

"Do… vant to come inside for a bit? I… vant to show you somezhing."

She nodded, giving me a small smile. "Of course."

I reached out for her hand before dropping it and then turned, starting for the door. She walked up beside me. I was more than a little shocked to feel something slip into my hand and lace with my fingers. I tried not to smile like a dork, instead I squeezed her hand lightly. Even though I was happy, I still felt a bit sad. She was probably only doing this because she thought we were a thing before she lost her memory.

It was half true.

Sighing, I opened the door and held it for her before leading her up to my room. Gilbird had long since flew from my head to her shoulder and was snuggling against her neck. I had hoped that he would help her the same way he helped me, but…

I opened the door to my room and let go of her hand, already missing her warmth. I walked over to my bed and knelt, looking under it. Finding what I was searching for, I found the picture album. When I stood up again, I saw (name) standing by my dad's old military uniform with her hand on the glass. She looked so sad. I walked up to her, seeing my reflection next to hers.

"It was my—"

"Your dad's." She finished for me.

I blinked and looked at her. "(Name)?"

She looked at me, though her eyes still held no recognition. "I remember that part. This was your dad's when he was in the Prussian army. Before Prussia was dissolved in 1947."

"But nothing else?"

She shook her head and stepped back. I could see the guilt on her face. I hated seeing her like that. I hated making her feel guilty for not remembering me… but it was just so hard putting on another brave face. I barely managed that with West and he's just my brother. I love (name) but she doesn’t remember loving me…

I've turned into a self-destructive bastard. How unawesome.

I reached out and this time pulled her into a hug, which she returned. "Don't force it." I told her in a soft voice. "I can wait. I'll wait until you remember me. You don’t need to look so upset."

She returned the hug and buried her head in my chest. She muttered something I couldn't quite hear. When I pulled back to try to ask her what, she held onto me tighter and shook her head. I sighed and rested my chin on the top of her head, closing my eyes.

It seemed like forever before I felt like I should let go. I pulled back gently and held her at arms-length. I looked at her curiously.

"Vhat did you say before?"

She looked uncomfortable. "Gilbert… I um… I'm sorry but… I… haven’t been completely honest with you."

I blinked and tilted my head. "Vhat do you mean?"


"It's not… retrograde amnesia." She sucked in a breath and tried to step away, but I held her in place. "It's selective."

"I don't…" I froze. It hit me.

She remembered everything, everyone she knew before the accident.

Except me.
PrussiaXReader - Forgot How to Care 21
Well... Its here.
Its crap.
I hate it
But I cant think of anything else to put down for this chapter.
I had insane writers block for this story and tried to over come it with other stories only to get blocked on those too. UGH
I really hope you don't kill me for the shitty quality of this chapter. I didnt mean to make it so bad.

And look! I even ended it with a cliff hanger! Arent I just the worst?

Anyway, Please enjoy this piece of crap.

Chapter twenty: PrussiaXReader - Forgot How to Care 20
Chapter twenty-one: This lil piece of crap here is it. I apologize.

DISCLAIMER:

I do not own Prussia, Alfred, Arthur, Elizabeta, or Ivan.

I do not own the picture. it came from static.zerochan.net/Germanic.C…

You belong to :iconsexyprussia2plz:

I do however, own the story.
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Taking his puppy to the dog park in his town, a young man known as Jake English started to wonder if it would be a good idea to let Bec off his leash and mingle without him. His worry was not unwarranted, however. Bec was a curious pup, not very domesticated and had a habit of disappearing and reappearing at random. He lives mostly around where Jake lived and while Bec wasn’t "legally" Jake's dog, or anyone's for that matter, the young man had taken quite a liking towards the mysterious pup and felt a sort of responsibility towards him.

When the two arrived to the dog park, Jake decided that Bec had been a good boy thus far and thought a reward was in order and removed the leash. Bec looked up at Jake.

"Go on, boy. Have fun. I'll be right behind you."  Jake said and scratched Bec behind the ears.

The puppy yipped and ran off, Jake following behind him, just to keep a close eye. While Bec was socializing, Jake thought he heard someone call his name.

"Jake!!"  came an unfamiliar voice of a woman. "Jake, stop!!"

Jake turned around wondering who was calling his name and to stop what. However, the second he turned around, he heard a bark and a big brown mass of fur attacked him. Jake fell to the ground, his breath being knocked out of him and his head hitting the dirt hard. Standing on his chest was an adorable chocolate Labrador puppy. The puppy quickly proceeded to lick Jake's face and wag his tail.

Jake couldn't help but laugh at the puppy's antics and lifted his hands from the ground to pet the wiggling dog. Not long after, the dog was pulled back and Jake stood up, brushing himself off.

"I am so sorry about that, sir."

Jake looked up and saw probably the most beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life. She was maybe about a head shorter than him with brilliant (e/c) eyes and luscious (h/l) (h/s) (h/c) hair. Her cheeks burned with a pink color that only made her look more beautiful. Her lips were turned up in an embarrassed smile and thoughts of how those lips would feel on his invaded Jakes mind. Her curves looked so perfect and all Jake wanted to do was to wrap his arms around her, thinking that she would fit perfectly there.

Shame that someone as beautiful as her was probably already spoken for…

Physically shaking his head to shoo those thoughts, Jake ran his hands through his hair to get the dirt out of his hair.

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_____ was following around her chocolate lab puppy, Jake. He was about 1 year old, human years, and was very lively and sociable, even with other people. She smiled fondly at her puppy as he jumped around with another puppy, a beagle who she found out was called Shadow.

As the two puppies were playing, _____ noticed another person out of the corner of her eyes coming in with a pure white dog. She looked up and found herself wondering what the breed was and how soft the fur might be under her fingers. Her eyes trailed up to the puppy's owner. He was tall, tan; his black hair was spiked up in the front and his jewel green eyes were covered by a pair of glasses. He looked pretty built, but not very, lanky and very attractive.

She didn’t notice she was staring until Jake barked and ran off towards the man and his dog. Her eyes widened before she regained the sense to chase after him.

"Not again!"  She muttered as she ran after him, shouting his name. "Jake! Jake stop!!"

Jake refused to listen to her and proceeded to tackle the man whom he has never seen at the park before. He started wiggling excitedly and licking the other mans face. _____ noticed that the man didn't seem to mind at all and even petted Jake. She blushed profusely and walked over to them and grabbed Jake by his red collar and pulled him back, slipping on his leash so he wouldn’t run off again the second she let go. She looked at the other man as he started to stand up.

"I am so sorry about that, sir." She said.

"It's quite all right." He said. "It seems your dog quite likes people. I'm surprised he wasn’t chasing after another dog."

His voice! _____ felt herself swoon and her blush darkened whether from his voice or what he said about her dog. "Jake is a very interesting puppy. He practically attacks other men. If they don’t kick him off, he usually comes to get me if I'm not already there. My friends joke that he's trying to get me a boyfriend."

She knelt next to Jake and started to pet his head. He started wiggling excitedly again and barked happily. She smiled a bit. She didn't notice the man had walked up closer and knelt with her until his hand was close to the dogs face.

"May I?"

_____ looked up and bit her cheeks when she realized how close his face was to hers. She nodded, not able to tear her eyes away from his green ones. "Of course."

The man smiled and then reached his hand out more and started to pet Jake who barked again and started to push his body into the others hand. His tail was wagging a mile a minute. The man chuckled.

"You're such a good boy." He said and then stood up. He held his hand out to _____, who stood up as well. "Jake English, nice to meet you."

She blinked a bit. "Well, that would explain why you looked up. You must have been so confused." She laughed a bit before taking his hand. "_____ ________. Pleasure. Are you ok?" She motioned to her head.

Jake blinked almost as if he had forgotten and his hand went to the back of his head. "Now that you think about it, I do feel a bit dizzy." He said. It wasn’t a lie, however, the second he remembered about his head the world started to tilt.

"Oh my gosh. I am so sorry about that." _____ said. "If you need I can help you home. Did you walk? I have a car to drive you back. You're going to want ice on your head."

"I did walk, but you don't have to go through the trouble. I'm sure I'll be fine. I can make it home on my own, thank you."

"No, I insist. It's my fault this happened. It's only fair that I help you home." _____ said. In all honesty, she just didn’t want to stop talking to Jake and she wasn’t sure she was going to see him again after today.

Jake smiled warmly at her. "Well, if you insist, I don't think I have any reason to decline." He turned and then whistled for his own dog. "Bec!" He called.

_____ could see the surprise on his face when the dog actually listen to him. He put the leash on his puppy and then turned to _____. He nodded at her to say she was ready and _____ led him to her car, unlocking it and letting the puppies to jump in the back of the car.

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While _____ drove her car, Jake watched her out of the corner of his eyes. He smiled a bit. Not only was she beautiful, but she was also warm and kind, not a combination that was usually in the same person. A few more minutes of driving passed and Jake spotted his home just a few lots down.

"We're here." Jake said.

"We are?" _____ asked and looked at him.

Jake nodded and pointed to a fairly large house, blushing a bit. _____ followed his finger and nodded, pulling up into the driveway.

"It's nice, Jake." She said and gave him a smile, parking the car.

"Thanks." He ran a hand through his hair. "Would you like to come in?"

"Oh um… I don’t know if I should Jake needs water and get something to eat." _____ said politely. "Besides, I don’t want to intrude."

"It wouldn't be an intrusion. Besides, I thought you wanted to take care of the bump on my head?" Jake asked, putting a little bit of teasing in his voice.

_____ smiled and pretended to sigh in defeat. "If you insist." She said.

Turning off her car, she got out, opening the door for the dogs and Jake got out as well, another wave of dizziness hitting him. He leaned against the car to keep himself from falling over. _____ appeared next to him and looked at him with concern.

"Would you like some help getting inside?"

Jake smiled gratefully at her. "That would be much appreciated."

_____ smiled back at him before she helped him off the car and slid her arm around his waist. Jake slid his arm around her shoulders and leaned on her grateful as the world started spinning under him. The two walked slowly to the door where the dogs were waiting and Jake unlocked the door. The dogs ran in excitedly, Jake the chocolate Lab running after Bec as they ran towards the kitchen.

"Where's your room?" _____ asked.

"Upstairs to the left." Jake replied.

_____ nodded and she took him to his room. Opening the door, Jake was greeted by the familiar sight of his room. A full sized bed sat in the middle of the room, pushed against the wall. On one side of the room was a huge glass case with all types of guns on display. By his nightstand his most prized double pistols sat by the lamp. _____ looked around in awe as she was mesmerized by the decorations of the room.

"You like guns, huh?"

"I'm a bit of a collector." He smiled sheepishly as she helped him to his bed.

"Pretty cool." She said and laid him down. "Just relax here, I'll be back with some ice."

Jake nodded and watched her as she walked off, closing the door quietly behind her. She was so graceful… and feeling her arm around him and vice versa… it only succeeded in making his dizziness worse. He let out a wistful sigh and reached for the remote that he kept on the nightstand by his pistols and pointed it at the TV across the room in front of the bed and pressed the power button as he awaited for _____'s return.

It wasn’t long before she came back, the puppies at her feet  and an ice pack in her hand. She walked over to him and looked at him.

"Can you sit up?"

"I think so."

Jake slowly lifted himself from his bed and shifted around so his back was pressed against the headboard. _____ handed over the icepack, which Jake pressed against the back of his head where he hit the ground.

"Do you need anything else?"

"Perhaps a kiss from the beautiful woman who helped me?" Jake asked, trying his best to flirt the way his best friend had taught him. He smirked slightly.

_____ giggled a bit. "I think you should take me on a date before we do that." She said and stood. "I really should head home now."

She started towards the door before Jake reached out and caught her arm. "Will I see you again?"

_____ looked at him and smiled. "I hope so."

With that, she left the room, her chocolate Lab following behind her. Jake watched as she left and wanted nothing more than to get up and chase after her, pulling her into his arms and kissing her breathless. But he was far to dizzy to get up with out falling, much less run without hitting doors or walls. Letting out a sigh, he leaned his head back and pet Bec's head.

"She has to be an angel." Jake murmured.

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A few hours after _____ had left Jake, he started to get hungry. He wasn’t dizzy anymore and his head started to feel better. Standing up, Jake made his way to his kitchen to make something to eat. Left over fried rice from the night before should be substantial enough. He grabbed a pan from his cupboard and his bottle of soy sauce from the pantry before going to his fridge. When he put his hand on the door, he noticed a note on it, stuck up there with a magnet. Taking it off, the magnet falling to the ground, Jake read it over.

_____ ________. (Home Address) ___-___-____. Call me.

Jake smiled and pulled out his phone, putting the information down. He needed to call her. He needed to see her again. He needed to talk to Dirk.
JakeXReader - Secret Set Up 1
Well this is my first Jake English fanfiction written mostly as practice for a dating simulator I'm working on and I want to make sure that I don't write his character as OOC.
If I did make him OOC please tell me so I know what NOT to do in this dating sim.

If you are interested on following the simulators progress, follow us on tumblr hsdatingsim.tumblr.com.

This will be a series, but I don't think it will be a very long series. I'm not sure how many plot twists I can put in this, though I do have one or two in mind.

Anyway, this story was originally based off my dog/puppy Jake. He's about 13 years old and I still love him so very much. This is sort of a tribute to him because he has arthritis and I don't think he will live much longer happily and it hurts my heart to think about it. The beagle Shadow mentioned in this was also a dog I owned and she died about two years ago and she and Jake were best friends. This could also be a tribute to her as well. I love my dogs, past and present, and I thought it would be a good idea to write a story with them in it if not a main character as well, IE Jake.

I also thought it would create a pretty cool situation between Jake English and the Jake the dog so yeah.

The events of this happen BEFORE the Beta Kids were born so Bec is a puppy. Everyone in this story is older then 21 for reasons that will become apparent if I decide to post the next chapter.

I hope you enjoy!!!

Chapter 1: You're here!
Chapter 2: JakeXReader - Secret Set Up 2
"I'm telling you man, she was gorgeous." Jake said and swirled the whiskey in his glass around before looking next to him at his best friend.
"All right, you've said that like a hundred times already. What makes her so special?"
Jake frowned when he saw the rather annoyed expression on his friends face. Dirk Strider's lips were turned down in a frown and Jake could practically tell that he was being glared at from behind those pointed anime shades.
"I told you already!" Jake said. "She's absolutely perfect." He went on to explain _____ to Dirk once more but before he got into it, Dirk held up his hand.
"Dude, shut up. I get it. She's beautiful, she's perfect. She's an angel. She's the one for you." Dirk said in a very shitty British accent. "What the hell are you doing talking to me about it instead of calling her?"
"I can't."
"Well why not?"
"I don't know what to say."
"Ah. I get it. You wanted advice from me on how to ask her on a date?"
Jake nodded, looking at the amber liquid in hi


DISCLAIMER!!!

I do not own Jake English. He belongs to Hussie.

I do not own the picture. Ikimaru does. (FOLLOW HER ON TUMBLR ikimaru.tumblr.com.)

I do however own the words on this page and the idea.
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"Damn it _____. I swear to god if you die, I'm going to kill you."

"I'm sorry, Eren… I've lost… too much blood."

The brunet male looked down at the (h/c) girl below him in his lap. She had a large wound in her stomach, a cut. This wasn’t a wound from a titan. If it were, the girl would already be dead, chomped in half. Someone had done this with the swords form the Vertical Maneuvering Gear. As Eren was putting pressure on the long, deep gash, he silently swore he would find out who did this and rip them apart.

"Sh. Don't talk. Save your strength. A wagon will be by soon to take you back to HQ." Eren said, near tears.

"Give up, Eren." _____ said. "It's pointless. I'm losing… bleeding out too fast."

"Shut up! Don’t talk like that." He snapped and grabbed _____'s hands in his and pushed them down on her wound. _____ made a face of pure agony. "Captain Levi will be here soon. Just hand in there."

_____ fell silent after that, though Eren wasn’t sure if it was because of what he said or if she was just unable to speak anymore. Her breathing became even more labored and Eren looked up, frantically searching the horizon, trying to spot one of the Scouts wagons. Off in the east, Eren finally spotted it, the wagon and medics that could possibly save _____'s life.

"_____ they're here. They're finally here." Eren said and looked down at the girl he was desperately trying to save.

When he looked down however, her eyes were closed and Eren couldn't tell if she was breathing or not. His heart stopped and she moved a hand from the wound to shake her head lightly, streaking blood on her cheek.

"Hey _____ wake up." He said, sounding like he was either about to laugh hysterically or cry. "Come on, Levi is here. You're saved. Open your eyes."

He was about to move his hand under her nose to see if she was still breathing when there was a hand on his shoulder. Eren looked up to see Levi with his normal blank face.

"Move. Let the medics take care of her. We've got company."

Eren looked around and could see about four Titans advancing toward him, _____, Levi and the medics who were trying to take over care of _____. Two four meter class Titans, one ten meter class Titan, and one fifteen meter class Titan. Eren cursed, not only because of the titans but because he didn’t notice them as well as there weren't any buildings to use the ODM gear, making it difficult to fight them unless he turned into a Titan.

Letting the medics take care of _____, Eren stood and sheathed his swords, bringing his blood stained hand to his mouth. He smiled a sort of crazed, murderous grin as he stared down the approaching Titans.

"I'm going to kill them all." He growled.

"Don't let your grief take too much control, Eren." Levi advised.  "I won't be able to bail you out of whatever shit you're about to get yourself into until the Titans are taken care of."

Before Eren got the chance to respond, Levi shot a wire at one of the four meter class titans, assuming he planned to take care of the small fry and leaving Eren the honors of taking out the bigger ones. Biting his thumb hard, there was a flash of light and Eren's Titan came into view.

Letting out a thunderous roar, Titan Eren charged at the approaching enemy.

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The wagon and the Scouts slowly made its way back to Karanese. Eren sat in the wagon next to _____'s body. She had bandages wrapped around her abdomen and around her head, covering one of her (e/c) eyes. She looked like she was in terrible shape, which wasn’t wrong, but at least, she was breathing. She was alive and that was all Eren cared about at the moment.

He squeezed her hand in his angrily as he remembered what the medics had told him.

"She's stable for now, but we can't wake her up." One of them told Eren when the fighting was over.

"Not to mention her wounds weren't made by a titan." Another said.

Eren clenched his fist. "I already know that!" He growled, getting upset all over again.

"Calm down, cadet. Listen. We don’t know how long she can survive in this state." The first medic explained. "We're bringing her back primarily to try to find out who did this to her, not because we think she'll survive. I suggest you take this time to make your peace with that."


"Eren."

The male looked up at who spoke, the one who broke him from his thoughts. Mikasa Ackerman rode along next to the wagon on her horse. Her face was straight, however, Eren could see a look of concern barely concealed in her eyes.

"Hey, Mikasa."

"How is she?"

"Alive. For now. Medics don't think she'll actually survive though." Eren confided. "They're mostly bringing her back to investigate an attempted murder."

Mikasa frowned. "Do you have any idea who did this?"

Eren looked down at the ground under the wheels of the wagon. "No, but I swear when I find out, they'll wish they were eaten." He said in a dark tone.

"Eren, calm down you need to think about this rationally." Mikasa said.  "In the state you're in now, you'll start accusing everyone for stupid reasons."

"I know, I know, but how can I be calm about this, Mikasa? Someone, one of us, tried to kill _____." Eren tried to reason as he spotted the gates to Karanese out of the corner of his eyes.

"Armin and I will help you, Eren, but you can't let your emotions get the better of you right now."

"We're going to pass through her hometown." Eren said. "Her father… what are we… what do I tell her father?"

"Tell him the truth or Levi will handle it. He is our squad leader."

Eren laughed, but it had no feeling to it. "Yeah, right. If anything, he'll just say nothing and wait till she's pushing daisies before he discloses anything."

"And maybe that's for the best." Mikasa said. "Eren, seriously, stop thinking about it. Clear your mind, think about anything other than the present. It's just going to drive you insane."

Eren nodded. Think about anything other than the present…

Anything but the present…



No! No, not that!

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"ATTENTION!"

All of the kids lined up in rows saluted, left fist over their heart and right arm behind their backs.

"All right, Cadets, you are the 104th trainees to become soldiers. I am Keith Shadis."

Eren drowned out the bald man yelling at the other cadets. Looking around without moving his physical body. He noticed people who looked like he and Mikasa, stony faces, having already seen the worst.

While he was looking around, he noticed one girl with (h/l) (h/c) hair who didn’t look so much like she saw the worst, but more like she was just tired. Almost as if she heard his thoughts, she yawned, earning the ire of their training officer.

"What is your name, Cadet!" Keith Shadis yelled the question.

"_____ ________, sir!" She yelled.

"Are you tired, cadet?"

"Sir, no sir!"

"Then why did you yawn?"

_____ was silent for a moment. "I'm bored, sir!"

Keith backed up a step. "Bored, aye, Cadet ________?"

"Sir, yes sir!"

"Where would you like to be stationed after training, the Military Police, the Garrison, or the Scouts?"

"The Garrison, sir!"

Keith was silent a moment. "Well since you're so bored, you can run with Potato Girl!" He ordered.

_____ made a sound like a groan and started to run alongside Sasha.
ErenXReader - Immer Sie 1
Well... I decided that since I'm all about SNK right now that I would write an SNK fanfic. So I did. Based off a text that my boyfriend send me earlier in the week. SO! here is is. Immer Sie. Bonus points if you know what that means.

Yes, this will be a series. No I don't know if I'm going to have the Reader die in this at the end or not. I will be throwing in a random OC into this just so that I don't have to make any of the new Levi Squad be a killer. This OC is one that I made for a previous game and figured I would just use her. We'll learn more about her later. But for now!

I hope you enjoy this fic, I will be writing more and posting more. This is my first SNK fic so I apologize if the characters in this are OOC including but not limited to Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Levi, Jean, Connie, Sasha, Erwin, Historia/Krista, Bertolt, Reiner, Ymir and Hange. So basically anyway.

Either way. Enjoy~ 

DISCLAIMER!!!!!!

I do not own SNK.

I do not own the preview pick. It came from www.entravity.com/wp-content/u…

I do however, own the story, plot and words on this page, please do not redistribute.
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5 Tags.

Journal Entry: Wed Oct 15, 2014, 1:05 PM
Not tagging anyone, just doing these to get them out of my mentions.

Please, for the love of god and all that is Castiel, please stop tagging me? not that I don't love telling you guys things about myself..
its just i never tag anyone. I am where tags come to die.

Tagged by :iconanime8mysoul: 

1) How many times have you been out of your state/country?

umm... let me think...

19 years old+ 3 back and forth for two years....
I think about 24 times.

2)Where would you move to if you had to?

Back home (England) or Norway

3)Cats or dogs?

Both.

4)When was the last time you thought about something/someone you really like?

2 minutes ago.

5)Favorite song at the moment?

One for the Money - Escape the Fate.

6)Any websites you are obsessed with?

DeviantArt, Chatzy, Tumblr, Amazon.

Don't become me kids. You'll go bankrupt.

7)Sweet or sour foods?

SWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

8)Weirdest thing that has ever happened to you?

 FOOLS! This is tricky. But this story includes Pain and every story is better with pain.

On time when I was little, I was at my cousins house. I was about 10 or 11, around there, just around the time Razor Scooters became a thing. Anyone remember those? Freaking deathtraps if you ask me. Anyway, we were riding them in his driveway and there were potholes. I tried my best to avoid the potholes, but well... I undershot it once. Just once. The front of the scooter stopped so fast that I flipped over the handle bars. Since the universe wouldn't let me land on my butt safely, I landed on my face and skidded across the asphalt. When I stood up, the whole left side of my face was bloody. We had to cut up a pair of my favorite black jeans just to have a bandaid big enough to cover the wound. I walked around as Jean Face for a week.

And this is that is how I became the best moirail my moirail has ever had.

9)Favorite scent?

My Perfume. Victoria Secret Pure Seductions. I recommend

10)Coolest Halloween costume you ever had?

Fem 10th Doctor from Doctor Who. (Its this years costume should my skirt come in on time. Then I'll just parade around as Karkat.)


Tagged by :iconkingdomgal47:

1. Favorite fandom?

Tie between Hetalia, Supernatural, Homestuck, Doctor Who and Attack on Titan

2. Any siblings?

2. Younger brother and sister.

3. Hogwarts house?

Slytherin.

4. Sasuke Uchia, Riku (from Kingdom Hearts), and Eren Yeager. Kiss, Marry, Kill.

1. You spelled Jaeger Wrong. Just sayin.
2. Sasuke Uchiha - Kill.
Riku - Mother Fucking Marry.
Eren JAEGER - Kiss

5. Astrological Sign? (i.e Sagittarius, Scorpio, etc.)

Sagittarius

6. Favorite type of video game?

RPG

7. All Hail the Glow Cloud!!!

Bitch Please!

8. You have startled the Witch!! What do you do?

Nothing. Laugh as I watch her scream.

9. Cosplay?

Is this a yes I cosplay or what do I cosplay? cuz I cosplay alot.

10. What's your favorite Pokemon type?

Fire. Specifically the Charizard Type. (I know Charizard isn't actually a type)

Tagged by :iconloveyoucry:

1) if you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Norway.

2) i want you to entertain me, how will you do it?

Honestly, I don't know. Tell you a story till you call asleep?

3) Which is better, Cake or Cupcake?

ZHEY ARE ZHE SAME!

4) Who is one person on DA you would want to meet in real life?

:iconsherryveramuto: 

5) Oh no! You are stuck with me for a day! how do you respond?

Leave. I have severe introversion. I don't know how to deal with flesh and blood humans for very long. 


6) What do you like best about me?

You like Cry.

7) What do you like best about yourself?

My writing.

8) If you have to be stuck in a TV show, which would you want to be stuck in? (anima counts^^)

Either Supernatural or Hetalia.

9) If you only had on wish, what would you wish for? (can't wish for more wishes! XD)

To be the greatest writer ever.

10) Ok....If you had to chose between dying and watching everyone you love die, which would you do?

None of the Above. I would kill whoever is threatening me and my friends/family.

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1. Are you on tumblr? If so, what's your username?

Yes, someofgodstears

2. What fandoms are you in?

SNK, Hetalia, Gurren Lagann, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Marvel, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, Kingdom Hearts, The World Ends With You, Danganronpa, Sugar Stars, Homestuck, HetaStuck
There's more. I'll add them as I remember them.

3. Do you use internet speak irl? (Doge meme for me has become a habit if I hear someone say "much" or "very")

Occasionally. Not often.

4. Do you cosplay? If so, what as? If you don't, what would you be?

Yes.

Planning on Mikasa Ackerman, Noiz, Asuna
I cosplay England, Noway, Prussia (Normal/Fem 2P), Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas, John Egderp, Asher from Sugar Stars, Fem Jake English, Miku, Riku (KH2/ DDD), Cloud Strife, Romano, Maka Albarn...........

There's more.

5. Do you prefer handmade cosplays or ordered cosplays?

Ordered, but I have made my own.

6. What do you think of cosplay wigs?

Depends. Some are good. Some are shit, some are hot, some are cool. It depends on the brand.

7. What would your opinion be of a history teacher who played Hetalia character songs before and after class and gave extra points on quizzes if you wrote Hetalia fanfiction relevant to that night's homework?

I would love that teacher. I Would be that kind of Teacher.

8) What color is your shirt?

Greenish Blue

9) Is smelling good a trait you look for in kittens?

Yes.

10. At what point is it no longer acceptable to have Christmas decorations up?

After New Years.

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1: What is one of your most awkward moments?

Talking to a person who used to be a friend after 2 years of not talking to them and assuming they hate you.

2: Do you play an instrument? if so, what?

I do not.

3: what is your guilty pleasure?

Dem Frekaing Holiday Sugar cookies.

4: what would you say if I told you that I have never been to an anime convention. ever. :iconpoker-faceplz:

I would Say that You're missing out.

5: what is the biggest lie you have ever told?

That I sleep over a friends house ever weekend when I actually go sleep over my boyfriends.

6: Alright, so you're in class and this creep is hitting on a girl that is clearly not interested. You know that he is the kind of guy that won't take no for an answer. what do you do?

honesly, probabl ynothing. Unless it was a friend of mine.

7: Favorite anime/manga moment?

When Kamina and Yoko kissed and then Kamina died.

8: How did you react to L's death in death note? (I spent a whole week crying, while trying to invent a way to somehow get into the death note world so I could beat the crap out of light.) :iconpoker-faceplz:

I didn't really care.

9: Who's your anime crush? :iconsmirkplz:

Norway.

10: will you check out agerose15's work please? :iconbegplz:

Maybe.



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  • Listening to: You're Gonna Go Far, Kid - The Offspring
  • Reading: Fruits Basket
  • Watching: Criminal Minds
  • Playing: Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
  • Eating: Potatooooooeeeeeessss~
  • Drinking: Dr. Pepper.

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Current Residence: New Jersey
Favourite genre of music: Any
Favourite style of art: Anime, manga
Favourite cartoon character: Tamaki, Zero, Edward Elric, InuYasha, Soul, Maka, Black Star, Spirit, Tsubaki, Death the Kid, ect
Personal Quote: "All because of you, I believe in angels, Not the kind with wings, No not the kind with halos, The kind that bring you home, When home becomes a strange place" - Rise Against, The Good Left Undone

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Seenah-Kamasi Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
OMfg i'm so sorry i haven't been on for months

i couldn't use my computer for about 2 months, it had a virus ;w;
and i've been distracted by my other account
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Its totally fine. I didnt really expect any work to get done on the simulator until summer when everyone would have more time.
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I have a new skype as well
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I have a question: is there a chapter 6 in The Pirate's Bride? I'm just wondering
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SaphyrreVargas Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Student Writer
yes. theres a chapter six. All of the chapters of The Pirates Bride have been uploaded. They should be in my gallery in a Folder called the Pirates Bride. Ill double check to see if theres a link on chapter 5 to chapter 6 since there should be one. but yes. Chapter six is in my gallery. 
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